I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
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