Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I got inside last night via doggy door
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
True strength comes from lack of pants
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