I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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