these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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