think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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