Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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