I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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