he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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