Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
