Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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