You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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