i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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