Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
operation harelip BJ is a go
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
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The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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