yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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