I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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