I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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