Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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