Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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