I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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