its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
