I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
