I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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