Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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