Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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