It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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