Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
