this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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