I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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