So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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