If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
