singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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