New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
its liver damage thursday
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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