i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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