Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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