so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
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