Jerry, you need to find god
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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