Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
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