I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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