real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
jump out the window naked night went bad
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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