Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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