i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Randomize
