I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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