my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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