my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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