Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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