i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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