Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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