Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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