Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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