College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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