Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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