Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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